May and June 2019
The worst ending to a TV series since Seinfeld? I hate to break it to you all but that was the ending of Seinfeld.
The Bachelorette sinks to new low as their clip show shows clips from their clip show.
Robert Mueller’s televised press conference was very “There’s money in the banana stand.”
Following the exit of Lisa Vanderpump from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills expect the next season to play out like The Death of Stalin.
90-Day Fiance has exhausted its spin-off possibilities to the point where the only format left is a reality show about Americans getting married to someone who has 90 days to live.
Texicanas is a “Previously On …” segment that never ends.
DuckTales is a reboot of something from your childhood that actually improves your nostalgia for it.
I would not be at all surprised to find out that The Real Housewives of New York were all inmates in an open asylum.
Elementary has made it impossible for me to see Sherlock Holmes as anything other than a New Yorker and Dr. Watson as anything other than a woman of color.
Having just written and produced a show that involved research of 80s cop shows, I now realize that the title sequences of police dramas in this era set an impossibly high standard for the episodes to follow.
Jenna Elfman’s casting in Fear the Walking Dead seems to have infected the show with a late 90s feel.
HBO Original Series are like Real Housewives Reunions. You know before they start that they’re not going to end well.
Arguably you’re not part of the quality TV elite until you feature an episode that seems like a dream but turns out not to be. Welcome to the club, Barry!
It’s not often that a great show suffers for trying to do justice to its ensemble, but the finale of Veep finally managed it.
With its regular skewering of everything British and San Diegan, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver feels like local television to me.
When I saw what went into making the final season of Game of Thrones in The Last Watch, I felt like Clipton at the end of The Bridge on The River Kwai.
The trailer for Star Trek: Picard dropped and its vineyard setting made me wonder whether it was about the wine-tasting road-trip than Jean-Luc and Riker took before Will married Deanna Troi.
CBS announced it will soon start airing The Good Fight from the beginning. There are as yet no plans to do the same with other All Access shows like Star Trek and The Twilight Zone.
With Jon Stewart’s testimony securing a successful vote in Congress, we’re faced with the reality that the demographic most able to effect governmental change are retired TV stars.
Hannah was making out with so many people in one episode of The Bachelorette that I genuinely thought Jason Voorhees was going to smash through a window and machete her.
The success of Deadwood: The Movie prompts calls for John from Cincinnati: The Explanation.
The Hills and Beverly Hills 90210 return to TV screens this Summer which coincides with the announcement that my wife is now the control experiment for all Nielsen ratings.
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah revealed that Bernie Sanders used to have his own TV show where he frequently insulted his guests. Now I know why the Bernie Bros voted for Trump.
Thus far in his career Robert De Niro has only ever been out of his depth playing Frankenstein’s Monster and Robert Mueller.
The low ratings of The 73rd Tony Awards on CBS may have something to do with the fact that its core audience also watched the 1st Tony Awards on CBS.
Dead to Me should win the Emmy for “Best TV Series … Until A Bunch of Better Stuff Comes Along.”
With its rapid season turnover, Married at First Sight will soon be responsible for more weddings than a cult.
With Poppy Montgomery’s TV career heading out to sea every six or so years and then returning to shore, her new project Reef Break is the perfect marriage of content and form.
Constance Wu took to Twitter to clarify a series of negative tweets about the renewal of Fresh Off The Boat, claiming that people had mistook her meaning by understanding exactly what she meant.
The ending of Killing Eve Season Two was the non-verbal equivalent of looking into camera and saying the title of the show.
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