Am I just too goddamn old to appreciate The Walking Dead: World Beyond?
America was rescued from the brink of fascism by a hair’s breadth but, you’re right, Chris Harrison, all anyone was talking about in the first week of November was The Bachelorette.
The end credits of The Mandalorian are back!
Covid-19 has turned every reality show in 2020 into the first hour of The Birds.
Star Trek: Discovery boldly goes where Star Trek has gone before.
I sincerely hope production designers on The Walking Dead series are paid handsomely and writers the bare minimum.
How long have the opening titles of reality television been like novelty backwards chronology episodes of 90s shows?
I predict Timothy Olyphant will become the Bart Maverick of The Mandalorian.
My AT & T U-Verse lies to me like Trump to his base.
I see your Werner Herzog and I raise you David Cronenberg.
I previously predicted that Conan would be a Vine by the time my son was at college. He’s only three and Conan is already on a streaming platform.
The Bachelorette accidentally revived Bachelor Pad for a season.
Not content with being Space Have Gun, Will Travel, The Mandalorian wants to be Space CHIPS.
I’m surprised there was public outcry when The Charlie Brown Holiday Specials left broadcast television but not when the Peanuts gang were used as shills for an insurance company.
Pictured (l-r): Anthony Rapp as Stamets; Michelle Yeoh as Georgiou; Mary Wiseman as Tilly; Sonequa Martin-Green as Burnham; of the the CBS All Access series STAR TREK: DISCOVERY. Photo Cr: Michael Gibson/CBS ©2019 CBS Interactive, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Discovery reminds me of an awards show skit riffing on Star Trek.
The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special could be subtitled The Roast of George Lucas.
The biggest revelation of Showtime’s The Reagans is that previous documentaries on the family have all been under the spell of their mythmaking.
Geico sells insurance and condones fraud.
The dialogue in the edited-for-TV version of Scream about The Exorcist being edited-for-TV should have been edited-for-TV.
B is only 3 and can already identify characters on TV shows by their story functions. For example, Fred from Scooby-Doo is “We’ll go this way, you go that way.”
The Thanksgiving episode of The Mandalorian is brought to you by parents of children who skipped nap and fell asleep at the dinner table the day before.
I’d Ask The Storybots if there is a better example of their kind of show in the whole of television. It’d be a short episode.
I replied “Yes” to Netflix’s question about whether I was enjoying Star Trek: Enterprise because there was no option listed for “Not really but I need to watch this for completism’s sake.”
The Crown faithfully recreates the weekend in the Summer of 1981 when The British Royal Family stalked a CGI Stag.
Mario Lopez stars as Colonel Sanders in a Lifetime Original mini-movie called A Recipe for Seduction … is a honey-mustard trap for TV reporters!
I’ve spent decades wishing that the actors in Star Trek would loosen up. Discovery reminds me to be careful what I wish for.
Fun game. Watch The Mandalorian on a Holiday Weekend and complete the dialogue every time it buffers.
Having PBS on in the morning and hearing the incidental music from Curious George makes me feel like even my kid is a sophisticate.
The best thing about the home release of The Godfather Coda: The Death of Michael Corleone is that Francis Coppola does an introduction in front of a bookshelf in the kind of segments typically reserved for movies that American culture is now ashamed of.
If we stop making television about Reagan and Thatcher, do you think they’ll relinquish their hold on the future?
Ask The Storybots scratches my itch for exposition dump theme tunes.
When it comes to Star Trek canon, you have to take Enterprise with The Original Series.
Sorry, Mandalorian, but Droid Tales is the only Star Wars canon revision I’m interested in.
I always said that a young Margaret Thatcher was the role Gillian Anderson was born to play but until The Crown I thought I was talking figuratively.
12/10 was a good day to bury backdoor pilots.
I’m a little perturbed that the HBO Max algorithm can’t see the difference between Scooby-Doo and The Dead Don’t Die.
The Mandalorian is the best version of what you used to do with your Star Wars toys. Although for extra authenticity, Favreau should start throwing disabled He-Man and Ghostbusters characters into the mix.
Star Trek series must be fringe-watched. This is my new term for watching one episode of every series in a franchise at a time.
Ducktales went the way of Glow.
Watching TV with Americans 