Outlander is now re-purposing Little House on The Prairie episodes.
Because the first thing you want to see when you turn on The Disney Family Singalong is Ryan Seacrest’s kitchen.
The Homeland Series Finale took full advantage of The Americans being off the air.
I had to break it to my son B that conglomerate capitalism was the driving force behind the absence of Mickey from Mickey Mouse Mixed-Up Adventures.
Ryan Murphy specializes in making television about fascinating subjects with nothing new to say about them.
Someone is close captioning Outlander phonetically.
A game to play while watching the American Experience on George W. Bush; drink every time someone says “He set the bar so low … “
90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days should offer de-programming to all its participants.
I wish commercials would go back to selling stuff.
The Good Fight’s writing of production limitations into its visual style will make it an interesting archeological document in future years, if nothing else.
Outlander trumped The Lord Of The Ring’s record with a full hour of goodbyes.
The problems encountered by the cast of 90 Day Fiance have now become global norms.
The Lego versions of recent blockbuster movies are embarrassingly better than their live-action originals.
The 90s animated Spiderman series that B has me watching may have just done the origin story of Tiger King.
There’s a lot to love about the CBS All Access Star Trek series but a lack of self-censorship is not among them.
Is there a character left in Outlander that hasn’t been raped?
This is not a good time for TNT to advertise Snowpiercer by making it look like the TV signal died.
When the quality of streaming dips during CBS All Access shows, they start to look like 90s movies and it’s adorable.
The veteran cast of Vanderpump Rules are growing their replacements from loose skin on their elbows.
Are there any Netflix shows not about money-laundering husbands?
Outlander is in the half-episode dream sequence stage of its existence.
Old episodes of The Simpsons in the original 4:3 ratio is my idea of new TV content during lockdown.
Late-night talk show hosts are now all essentially Rupert Pupkin from The King of Comedy.
While its viewers are quarantined with only three episodes of TOTS on a loop to show to our kids at lunchtime, Disney Junior tried slipped an Australian dog parenting satire under our wet noses.
Top Chef just did an episode where the prize was a trip to the Tokyo 2020 Olympics. It should be taken out of syndication like the New York episode of The Simpsons or Seinfeld’s The Puerto Rican Day.
If Barbara Cartland novelized Highlander, you would get Outlander.
Netflix was found to be streaming a censored version of Back To The Future 2 that somehow still left all the white supremacy and incest intact.
I don’t know who in the Netflix Fyre Festival documentary I hate more. I just know that I hate more.
Discovery is more a reboot of Futurama than Star Trek.
I thought Jimmy Fallon’s absolute ineptitude as an interviewer and/or his free propaganda for Donald Trump would have put an end to his late-night talk show career but I’ll take Blackface.
The Outlander series finale had no titles so technically it was an hour-long cold open.
The Original Series characters in Discovery seem to have wandered in from the USS Mad Men.
Breaking Good News: John Krasinski criticized for selling news to the news.
Amy Schumer Learns To Cook is nothing of the sort.
With its closing image of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis suspended in a tank, no wonder the producers of The Good Fight were anxious about ending their season at Episode 7.
Outlander has all the nuance you might expect from Doctor Who slash fiction.
I wonder if television composers ever get mad when their themes are randomly replaced by pop songs.
I want Charlie Brooker’s Antiviral Wipe to go viral.
The trajectory for most contemporary TV series seems to be “2 seasons and a spin-off.”
There’s too much focus on the half-wives in The Real Housewives franchise.
I’m not going to say anything derogatory about Sam Heughan because there are women on the internet who would literally kill me for it.
CBS All Access announces a new Star Trek series set between the Pilot and Episode 1 in TV’s first ever Prebootsequelpinoff.
Ducktales is this month’s “The Sopranos of [insert genre here]”
Every day is a Jerry Stiller marathon.
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