The Plot Against America makes The Man in The High Castle look like a Saturday Morning Kids’ Cartoon.
90 Day Fiance is the only TV show with fidget spin-offs.
I watched The Twilight Zone episode Replay on the same day George Floyd was killed because statistics.
Episodes of TV shows that uncomfortably highlighted and critiqued racism are being removed from circulation along with the racist.
Walking Dead series must be binge-watched.
When the only pleasure in a season of television is its reference to other media, it’s time to stop.
If I’ve learned anything from the recent cull of TV’s racist past, it’s that the turn of the Millennium was basically the 1920s.
I hope that whoever went on set and re-filmed the finale of Top Chef so that a person of color won instead of the blonde white lady again did so safely and at distance.
It’s nice to be ahead of the algorithm. I have zero interest in Hamilton.
I’m definitely in the “adding introductions” camp of TV history reappraisals.
There are no two words I have ever expected to close a teaser trailer less than “Perry Mason.”
Fireman Sam: Norman Price is missing in the mountains!
Me: Just leave him there.
I can’t see anything but an unhinged actor when I watch Winona Ryder on screen.
When Niles Crane is the sanest character on television, you know the social contract has changed.
HBO’s podcast dependency problem requires immediate intervention.
With its near-constant barrage of flashbacks, promos, and station IDs, watching Dirty John: The Betty Broderick Story live on USA Network is a harrowing experience.
HBO Max gives me more choice except the one to have it or not.
You might have missed the mark but you’ve never Olive Garden Pandemic Commercial missed the mark.
When HBO puts a warning top of show, you know this is another level.
Breaking News: Papa John’s changes name to Uncle Tom’s.
Based on the commercial, every Snackeez should come with a free ticket to the end of civilization.
Married At First Sight: Australia plays like a parody of the original.
Stolen from G: “The Real Housewives interviews in 2020 look like Real Housewives from 2010.” My own contribution: The interviews look like they’re being filmed through their keyholes.
Seriously, what is John Lithgow paying off and when’s the final instalment?
Wayfair needs to remove any commercials that feature trunk-like furniture.
When it comes to MTV’s Catfish, it’s hard to imagine the solution is better than the problem.
Reviving 30 Rock as an infomercial means the suits won, right?
As long as there’s still an unwatched Star Trek: The Next Generation “Picard learning the Space Piccolo” episode, I’m never going to run out of television.
Arby’s shouldn’t have made those cartoon burrito villains look so appetizing if they wanted you to ever consider their Market Fresh Wraps.
The saddest episode of television in 2020 was a re-run.
How many HBO shows will I want to watch before I find out J. J. Abrams is involved somehow?
Patton Oswalt’s new reality show got dark fast.
Apartments.com commercials are now recommending bodily augmentation in the search for real estate.
B watched an episode of Disney Junior’s Bluey about a sleep-deprived toddler with a solemnity more fitting of an AIDS documentary.
If you want to track the decline of movie stardom, bear in mind that Kevin James and Ray Romano are now considered “Big Screen” talent by TV Land.
Just watched the pilot of Star Trek: Voyager which features a conversation about personal pronouns. So single white men, don’t tell me you’re too old to understand the concept.
The question isn’t who’s going to miss the virtual Emmys. The question is how bad will the wi-fi be of those who attend.
B has me watching 90s and present-day Avengers cartoons back-to-back. I guess blonde hair isn’t the sign of heroism it once was.
I don’t know what’s going on at Ellen but I never liked the way she ran that bookstore.
It’s been thirty years of Lifetime Original Movies … misjudging the tone of every scene.
Well done, baseball. You’re now officially a weirder spectator sport than Blernsball in Futurama.
Regis Philbin was one of talk television’s great serial monogamists.
Rhea Seehorn was not Emmy-nominated for Better Call Saul. Read that again.
You don’t need to see all of The Man in The High Castle to get a sense of America’s fear about becoming a Japanese colony; just watch a Hollywood movie from around 1990.
Watching TV with Americans 